It’s because it’s a reliable enough stand-in when a parent just wants to go and do a poo alone for once in their godforsaken life. And that’s why Cocomelon is doing so well on Netflix. Or you’ll have to wait to go Go before you go Go before you go Don’t wait till it’s too late. It’s the preschool equivalent of a mindfulness app, or a white noise machine, or a fairground hypnotist who seems just about friendly enough to look after your children while you nip away to the toilet. Cocomelon - Nursery Rhymes ngilizce Go Before You Go Song We are all ready to go On a walk with Bingo Ready ready ready Wait, I’ve got to go Don’t wait till it’s too late.
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Unless you tread very, very carefully, you can end up watching hideous text-to-speech abominations or Numberblocks compilations where the Numberblocks all swear or – and this one is from personal experience – a thankfully now-deleted Paw Patrol tribute cartoon where Chase was electrocuted and torturedīut with Cocomelon, you know what you’re getting a series of inoffensive, if slightly unsettling, songs that go on and on and on for long enough to let you sneak off and cook dinner. YouTube, especially kid’s YouTube, is a terrifying wilderness. No, the key to its success is that it’s just about reliable enough. The key to Cocomelon’s success isn’t that it’s good, because no entity this determined to pump an endless stream of Johnny Johnny Yes Papa variations into an already anxious world can ever be thought of as good. It didn’t matter that every second of every song was pitched with the sort of relentless unblinking surface-level joy that appeared to overcompensate for some deep-set irreparable psychological trauma. It didn’t matter that many of the songs followed the same fractured dream logic of a David Lynch movie. It didn’t matter that the characters floated around weightlessly, as if they’d been shot in the rear with a tranquilliser dart. Between the ages of one and three, my children absolutely wolfed this stuff down. And YouTube is where I first came to know Cocomelon. The Cocomelon you see on Netflix is actually an edited highlights reel of its YouTube channel the second most viewed channel on Earth, with 82bn views and a $120m annual ad revenue. If you’re a preschool child, though, this stuff is like crack. Some songs – like Father and Sons Day, where the toddler does sit-ups with a sort of formaldehyde Rob Lowe figure – are genuinely unbearable to endure. It’s cloying and simplistic and repetitive and, unless you happen to be suffering from a very specific type of hangover, not designed to be watched by adults at all.
Look, Cocomelon is not the sort of thing that holds up to scrutiny well. His family prepares him by endlessly drilling him on what he needs to take, what he needs to do and the precise level of emotion he should be experiencing. Over a melody pitched nebulously between Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and This Old Man He Played One, a CGI toddler (think Pixar by way of a debilitating radiation leak) expresses nerves about starting school. The first episode – Cocomelon Sing-Alongs: Playdate With JJ – begins with a song called First Day at School. In fact, Cocomelon is a just series of three hour-long nursery rhyme compilations.
And if anything that’s putting it loosely. In addition to helping preschoolers learn letters, numbers, animal sounds, colors, and more, the videos impart prosocial life lessons, providing parents with an opportunity to teach and play with their children as they watch together.Ĭopyright Treasure Studio, Inc. Or you’ll have to wait to go!ĬoComelon’s 3D animation and songs create a world that centers on the everyday experiences of young children.
JJ and the family want to take Bingo on a walk but everyone needs the potty! Sing along JJ and don’t forget to go before you go! Learning songs for kids with CoComelonĭon’t wait till it’s too late.
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